Big Day in Washington

White House press secretary Scott McClellan resigns.
He said that he couldn't wait to just lie around the house for a change...

Not my joke - Bill Maher's

And in another show of song and dance, the White House Pig has his duties "shifted around..."
It's almost too late, Karl.
The fat's in the fire.
It's time to run!

Hurry up and knock the women and children out of the way to get on-board before the whole steaming turd goes sinking down!