This Gas Is Killing Me.

Gas prices by county across the US, and then broken down by counties in Texas.

Info courtesy of: Gasbuddy.com

Move Closer to the Office and Buy A Bicycle, People...

Oil to rise to $90 a barrel. Donkey Kong threatens to go on strike...

Learn Something New Here...

For information on everything from naproxen and monkey brains to lists of films by gorey death scene, Wikipedia has it all.

This is hands down my favourite website.

Congrats To Miss USA 2006, Tara Elizabeth Conner

I was rooting for Texas' Lauren Lanning, of course, but Georgia's Lisa Marie Wilson ain't no slouch either...

Happy 4/20

Big Day in Washington

White House press secretary Scott McClellan resigns.
He said that he couldn't wait to just lie around the house for a change...

Not my joke - Bill Maher's

And in another show of song and dance, the White House Pig has his duties "shifted around..."
It's almost too late, Karl.
The fat's in the fire.
It's time to run!

Hurry up and knock the women and children out of the way to get on-board before the whole steaming turd goes sinking down!

That'll be $385 million, please...

Halliburton building mass-detention centers on U.S. soil, "just in case."

War criminal, corporate thief.

All Things Easter

You ever wonder where the name "Good Friday" came from?
"Yeah! We killed Jesus; Let's call it 'Good' Friday."

It doesn't make much sense...

And another thing, how did the resurrection of this dead man become commercialized and celebrated by a rabbit that shits multi-colored chocolate eggs?

The world may never know.

I Just Love Good News!

Finally America can be seen taking a backseat to the country that's legendary for bending over for everyone, France. If the nightly news only looked this good in America...

We get: Tom

They get: Melissa

Can you say, "WTF?"

Yea, put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Learn To Speak Spanish, People. The Beaners Mean Business!

From the Arizona Republic:

More than 100,000 people marched to the state Capitol Monday afternoon, capping a hours-long rally to support federal legislation that would allow many of the 11 to 12 million undocumented immigrants in the country become U.S. citizens.

The crowd, most of them wearing white T-shirts to symbolize their peaceful intentions and carrying U.S. flags, marched 2¼ miles from the Arizona State Fairgrounds to Wesley Bolin Plaza next to the state Senate and House buildings. Their intent: to keep pressure on the U.S. Congress to come up with immigration reform that allows for legalization, rather than punitive treatment, of those who have come into the United States illegally...




And here's the New York Times stories on the recent marches.

Here's One To Keep The Geography Nerds Busy.

Just when I thought I had seen it all, Ned comes through again with the fun internet toys.
And yea, it's free.

Kids, I give you - Google Earth
Hours and hours of time wasting fun...

This blows any mapping sites that you've seen so far, well, off the face of the Earth.

Enjoy.

Screen shot of the US

Sreen shot of P-town and select locations.

The Newest Addiction Here At Mission Control

The website.

PP strategy guide.

PP blog.

And finally: a link for those with a gaming addiction.


Here about a month ago, my buddy Ned was telling me all about how I needed to get on the PP. Wait, ok... nevermind.
Anyway, I gave it a shot for a couple of weeks, just killing some idle time here and there, and now it has grown into the full-blown addiction.

A full-blown PP adiction.
Indeed.



Now my wife won't get pissed when I tell her, "I'm chasing the ladies on-line!"

Welcome To The 2006 Season

Grab your bat and balls, your catchers mit, and don't forget the roids! Today is the season opener for MLB.

MLB salaries: 2006 team-by-team payrolls

Sunday Means One Thing: Hangover

Ouch!